When you discover that you've had the same large bottle of Johnson & Johnson's baby lotion for 4 years and used it for 3 babies!
When there are 3 carseats in your car.
When the baby clothes aren't ever boxed up and put away.
You've forgotten what a full night's sleep is either because someone is not yet sleeping through the night or you are waking every hour to pee because someone is laying on your bladder.
When you look at your budget and realize that for 2 years straight you've had money allocated to pay the midwife.
When every time you walk past your tub you think of either bathing a baby or birthing one...but never having a peaceful moment to yourself surrounded by bubbles, candles, and a glass of wine.
When you've been taking pre-natal vitamins instead of regular vitamins for 4 years.
When you go to your place of former employment and hear the constant whisper of clients saying, "She still hasn't had that baby yet?!"
When your husband's co-workers are planning another baby shower for him and someone says, "Oh no, he's already had his baby" and someone else says, "Oh no, this is ANOTHER one."
When you can't even find the non-maternity clothes in the bottom of your closet anymore.
When you haven't bought tampons in 4 years!
And when you can't remember the last time your boobs were a sex object instead of someone's lunch.
1 comment:
Haha! Oh geeze. Good news is that you love almost every minute of it and you're super awesome at being both mOm and wife! You are an inspiration!
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