2 year old ramblings

i hungey. i want pop tarts. i want to talk to Daddy. pleeeeease. (tries to strangle baby with a scarf.) ew, mommy, come look at this spider web right here. ow, it itches! (hugs baby...squeezing around neck. bites baby knee cap.) (gets put in time out) mommy i wanted to kiss her! i wanted to kiss her! hey! mommy? mommy? (cant stop rubbing eyes) ew mommy! a spider! that spider name Aragog? mommyyyyyy! (joey be quiet in time out) that spider name Amagog?